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Sunday, 16 July 2017

New Crazy WhatsApp Status 2017

  Sandeep Morindian       Sunday, 16 July 2017

Today I'm sharing crazy status for Whatsapp and Facebook.Hope you will enjoy and share with your friends.

  • People who boast about their IQ are loosers. 

  • I was not always Heartless But after you broken my heart I start using my heartless. 

  • You can ' t be wise and in Love at the same time. 

  • Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl s mind .

  • People never remember the million times you have helped them, they will remember only the one time you don’t...!!!

  • The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.

  • Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

  • We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

  • When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

  • Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World

  • I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.

  • Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

  • If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

  • My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

  • People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.

  • When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you. 

  • I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

  • Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

  • I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.

  • People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.

  • Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

  • You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.

  • The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

  • I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

  • Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”

  • Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

  • Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.

  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

  • That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)

  • Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

  • A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

  • I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

  • You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)

  • Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.

  • Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.

  • When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.

  • How come wrong numbers are never busy?

  • Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?

  • If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?

  • A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.

  • Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.

  • Love never diesC…only the lover changes. :P

  • Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet.


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