Attitude Status

Today I'm Sharing Attitude Status for

  • I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

  • I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.

  • I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

  • Waiting for Wi-Fi network.

  • Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

  • Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.

  • Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

  • Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

  •  Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!

  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

  • Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.

  • A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

  • That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

  • I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.

  • I love my job only when I'm on vacation

  • Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

  • Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along.

  •  I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair…

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